Shadenfreude

"Ah, love, let us be true
To one another! for the world, which seems
To lie before us like a land of dreams,
So various, so beautiful, so new,
Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light,
Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain;
And we are here as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
Where ignorant armies clash by night."

Ahaha. I would’ve drunk it ALL.

(via viria)

It all makes sense now.

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

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I bet Mark Wahlberg talks to people while pissing all the time. That man does not give a shit.

faramirs:

Jeremy Renner on being complimented by his peers during the 2010 Oscars.

“It’s weird enough talking to someone when - you know - when you’re relieving yourself, let alone getting a compliment from a tremendous actor.” (x)

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ochwow:

There was an idea to bring together a group of sexy people, so when we needed them, they could… you know.

Ahaha. Chris Evans in this picture.

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DRAW~ING~ IN MY SKIN~~~~~

Fantastic Tutorial. Reblogging for future reference.

poupon:

~or~

Everyone Bleeds Red, Unless They Don’t.

A motherfucking three part near-manifesto about conveying skin tone with extra swears and a Lincoln Park reference in the title to make it extra annoying when I point it out to you because apparently I have doubts about anyone willingly remembering that Lincoln Park was A Thing at one point of time.

Since somebody requested it when I published my objections to the tutorial I recently reblogged, I wrote down a little bit on painting skin tones. I COULD write a lot of words to describe a the lot of things that go into painting skin, and don’t worry I CERTAINLY WILL, but I could also just write three words that will serve you just as well as three thousand: don’t make assumptions. That’s good advice for any genre of art, really, as sticking to a set of assumptions is a good way to take all you observe, categorize, and discover from life and then throw it out the window in favor of what you think you already know. If you find what I write makes too many assumptions itself, and wish to disregard it, then good! You’re thinking for yourself, and therefore TAKING MY ADVICE ANYWAY. HA! If not, that’s good too. Makes me not feel like I’m wasting time so much.

Anyway, those three words doesn’t make for very satisfying advice post. So here’s some more words! I hope you enjoy them on some level? WARNING: this is not a straight up, image-guided tutorial. I misplaced my tablet pen… again… so I can’t do a demonstration of my points right now. But since what I’m talking about here is mostly conceptual, that’s not really a bad thing. Also, standard warnings about the quality of my unconventional, nay, REVOLUTIONARY grammar, punctuation and proofreading skills apply. I not write so good.

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rob-snyder-is-a-carrot:

Dude, I don’t care who you are, what that reporter did was inappropriate and I don’t feel Will acted inappropriately. I guess the reporter is well known for trying to kiss celebrities, and I guess a lot of people find it humorous, but what does he honestly expect to happen? A lot of people are criticizing Will, reminding him that he just came out in favor of same sex marriage (like he forgot), and calling him a homophobe. Uhm, I am in favor of same sex marriage yet I’d probably do the same thing if anyone, boy or girl, forced themselves on me like that. Thats sexual harassment, even if people are doing it because they think its funny. Will was pretty calm and positive about it later, continuing with his interviews normally after he settled himself, and I respect him even more than I did before. 

I agree. No one would be giving Nicole Kidman or Charlize Theron shit for punching a guy if he just grabbed them and tried to kiss them. I would be extremely uncomfortable. It’s one thing to ask permission first, another thing entirely to just jump at a person. 

rob-snyder-is-a-carrot:

Dude, I don’t care who you are, what that reporter did was inappropriate and I don’t feel Will acted inappropriately. I guess the reporter is well known for trying to kiss celebrities, and I guess a lot of people find it humorous, but what does he honestly expect to happen? A lot of people are criticizing Will, reminding him that he just came out in favor of same sex marriage (like he forgot), and calling him a homophobe. Uhm, I am in favor of same sex marriage yet I’d probably do the same thing if anyone, boy or girl, forced themselves on me like that. Thats sexual harassment, even if people are doing it because they think its funny. Will was pretty calm and positive about it later, continuing with his interviews normally after he settled himself, and I respect him even more than I did before. 

I agree. No one would be giving Nicole Kidman or Charlize Theron shit for punching a guy if he just grabbed them and tried to kiss them. I would be extremely uncomfortable. It’s one thing to ask permission first, another thing entirely to just jump at a person. 

(Source: davidbarrs, via blackhappiness)

Matt Bomer in EW’s Magic Mike photoshoot [x]

Oh Matthew Bomer. Make love to me.

(Source: radiophile, via hemsworthss)

wwwelkinki:

Chris Hemsworth & Elsa Step Out With Baby India

(x) 

Thor Problems: When you are so big your baby looks like an average sized squash inside your hands.

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hemsworthss:

Tell your boyfriend you’re going to the book club. (x)

Psssh. Tell my boyfriend I’m at book club? I’d tell that chump I was going to see a movie with a bunch of half naked hot as fuck dudes in it. And he’d just have to deal with it.

chibibun:

minty-burps:

LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER

YEAR OF THE ARCHER

Aha Yes! I would keep ALL those children on leashes. Especially Merida. She seems like a handful.

chibibun:

minty-burps:

LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER

YEAR OF THE ARCHER

Aha Yes! I would keep ALL those children on leashes. Especially Merida. She seems like a handful.

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liammhemsworth:

chris about Liam possibly getting the role of Gale (before casting)

“I’d love him to get it. I think he’s incredibly talented,” We run all our stuff together and workshop things and talk about it, Any minute now, I think he’s going to launch into something.”

Chris went on to say, “I helped him audition. We ran our lines together.” When asked if that meant he read the lines of 16-year-old Katniss Everdeen, he stated:

“I did. Swear to God. I read that. Put my girly American accent on.”

In the event that Jennifer Lawrence dies in a freak accident the part of Katniss Everdeen will be played by one Chris Hemsworth, best known for his work as the God of Thunder, Thor. 

I don’t think anyone will notice the difference.